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The feeling when you dont want to put your book down because the characters might do something without you. Next time your coworkers are telling their favorite jokes around the water cooler youll be more than prepared to wow them with one of these zingers. Tumblr stuff, tumblr posts, tumblr funny, funny memes, hilarious, jokes, buzzfeed funny, bad puns, nerd humor. Feb 04, 2009 how many jokes can you tell in four minutes. The second nerd replied, well, yesterday i was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. Apr 21, 2014 cause weve got 99 problems, but having nothing to read aint one. Tomi obaro 8 days ago 8 days ago your disney opinions will reveal which young adult novel you should binge read far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise. Library humor rhett butler book nerd the book the funny i laughed my books show video games. This post was made from a reddit thread that asked users what the most intellectual joke they knew was. Lets have a few words about all these puns on the internet. Research and experiments are part of the science life. No joke, all of these are things that happen to me on a regular basis and i just hope some of you relate to them.

Tomi obaro 8 days ago 8 days ago your disney opinions will reveal which young adult novel you should binge read far off places, daring. Weve got the ultimate book nerd scoring system set up for you right here. This is absolutely ludicrous that we are giving any kind of credence or credibility to a news outlet like buzzfeed. Book memes book quotes quotes for book lovers i love books books to read my books ernst hemingway nerd humor book fandoms. Here are some funny nerd jokes that all of us selfprofessed geeks will find not just funny, but useful as well. Did you scroll all this way to get facts about nerd jokes. Id explain these to everyone else, but i would prefer not to.

Nerdy jokes for book nerds your students will groan, but also secretly love these punchlines. This tweet that describes every book nerd at a club. How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house. Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. At the bar last night, i got guys to buy my book on amazon instead of buying me drinks. Apr 11, 2017 this blog features memes shared over the past 9 months by msba students. Updated daily, for more funny memes check our homepage. The first one orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, the fourth orders an eighth of a beer. Tasty short, fun, inspiring, funny, interesting videos from buzzfeed. Sign up for membership to become a founding member and help shape huffposts next chapter. Use your power of observation and take a look at some of these brilliant and nerdy puns that only scientists would understand. Comedy geekery is bullshit and cow feces is definitely bullshit i should know ive stepped in all of them.

It might seem stale or boring, but scientists often read more. We hope these posts help you get through tough times as they have for us. Game of thrones tumblr, game of thrones funny, game thrones. The weird look your coworkers give you when they find out your awesome weekend primarily took place between the pages of a book. We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. Have you stumbled on a nerd joke that you didnt understand. The divinyls sing the song referenced in joke number two.

Its a nerdy little quip referencing the thenstillsmall ridehailing company from a tech worker whos well before his time. I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time i drool. All original photos\\articles and any copywritten materials are not the property of this page. Books and tea i love books good books books to read big books up book book of life hunger games book nerd problems. If i was to draw a venn diagram of jokes there would be one group, nerd jokes, inside which is nested. Id really like to go back in time and punch myself for thinking this was a good idea. Neville always seemed to be the butt of the joke, but i felt like in the books harry was much nicer to him. The readers digest humor editor burned the midnight bunsen burner looking for gags that would have had his schools science department howling. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets. If you cant helium, and you cant curium, then you might as well barium. The 24 greatest, nerdiest jokes ever told buzzfeed. Four books we couldnt put down last month some recent mustreads, as recommended by the buzzfeed books newsletter.

Only a classic book expert will get 1012 on this quiz. From hilarious social segments to amazing howtos and diys, buzzfeed yellow. Heres some that im particularly fond of an infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. Middlebrow intellectual jokes are proven crowdpleasers. Sorry if the jokes are lost on you, these tidbits of funny are for geeks and nerds, all others must figure it out for themselves. I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. Our favorite literature jokes for sharing in the classroom and beyond. Harry potter, theoretical physics, star trek, star wars, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, math, computer science.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, where did you get such a nice bike. Dec 23, 20 alright, i feel its been getting a bit too serious about here lately, so lets lighten this up a bit. Funny jokes that only theatre nerds would understand. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

They say a freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you really mean your mother. Hilarious, jokes, buzzfeed funny, bad puns, nerd humor. So go ahead, step away from the books and the beakers and get ready for some incredibly corny chemistry jokes. Follow the buzzfeed community on facebook and twitter. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical. All submitted jokes go through an approval process. Computer nerd jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Library humor literary terms teacher humor funny cartoons book nerd love book book worms nerdy my books. Oct 15, 20 the best in geek and nerd humor featuring comics, site gags, tshirt humor and some funny illustrations. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, computer nerds not allowed enter at your own risk.

Lord byron by inventing sciencefiction, i can surely make it to friday. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnt seem to be gainin. Jm barrie the meta picture nerd humor nerd jokes mom jokes funny humor my sun and stars. We did our best to bring you only the best jokes for nerds. Some jokes may have some profanity, vulgarity, and may be offensive to some people. Being the geeks we are, we cant resist a theatre funny or two, so here are a few of our favourite jokes that only theatre nerds would truly understand. Dec 02, 20 20 things that happen when youre a book nerd rebecca joines schinsky dec 2, 20 being the designated book nerd in your family or social circle is an important job. Nov 02, 2016 buzzfeed book nerd quiz published on november 2, 2016 november 1, 2016 by girl with a pen we all know what kind of reader we are, but buzzfeed has come up with a quiz to tell you for certain what kind of book nerd you are. Theres a difference between nerd jokes and good nerd jokes. Please feel free to add your own, if youre into that type of thing.

Luckily, theres jokes aplenty out there in theatreland, from standup superstars to cheesy panto banter. Download buzzfeed s free new app share on facebook. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earths surface. I picked up two books from the library, one for fun and one as a sort of self. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Nerdy and geeky jokes guaranteed to make you laugh. The ceremony wasnt much, but the reception was excellent. While we do understand that learning a second language is a hard job, these comma usage mistakes or. Little did andrew clay shafer know that uber would explode like it did and this insidebaseball tech joke would soon be tech twitters favorite phrase.

Please note that if you get them and you think youre not a geek, youre probably wrong. It has been a tough year, so we have found comfort in humor. The person who thinks theyve read 20% of all the books in the world has lost their damn mind. Oct 03, 2014 the geekiest tech jokes on the internet. Clever puns and funny jokes are scientifically proven to make you laugh or maybe cringe. More fun, inspiring, interesting videos from the buzzfeed crew. A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. Share these geeky jokes with your friends by clicking below. Subtle moments only book lovers will enjoy youtube. Also im lazy and tired and currently at work, so i dont want to write anything complex today. This is to ensure jokes are of good quality, and are void of excess profanity and vulgarity. Funny jokes and pictures funny nerd jokes english funny video. Workers uncover a concealed staircase that may have just altered the history books stay up to date on the latest trending stories.

Get your phd in humor with this collection of intellectual jokes. Answer questions and find out if you are a book nerd. Read on and school your friends with these funny chemistry jokes that even non nerds can appreciate. Apr, 2011 in which hank tells some seriously nerdy jokes. See top 10 nerd jokes from collection of 49 jokes rated by visitors. Do not click if you dont enjoy dumb jokes about fonts and stuff. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading nerd jokes. Stupid funny, hilarious, shakespeare funny, funny note, better books, nerd humor, cant stop laughing. It was good, but not sell my family out to the white queen good.

But a book nerd is not allowed to be human, to say you make me melt and still have her mind want something else entirely. Nerd season a truck driver, hauling a tractortrailer load of computers, stops for a beer. Ignore that super corny last line and enjoy the book. They say that laughter is the best medicine, and were inclined to agree. The distinction between youre and your might not look like much to some, but confusing the two can deeply annoy those of us who value good grammar. Read pavlov from the story nerd jokes explained by olicity8 olivia gooden with 4,715 reads. I am sorry, my dear higgs, but i cannot let you in here. Franz kafka funny cartoons from cartoonstock directory the worlds largest online collection of cartoons and comics. Buzzfeed news has produced hardhitting journalism for years. Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults. The geekiest tech jokes on the internet techrepublic. I bought another book transactional people will ask if you really need. Here are some of my favourite, incredibly nerdy jokes of all time. Apr 05, 2014 20 jokes that only geeks will understand here are 20 geek jokes that only geeks or nerds might understand.